A Tragic Tale of Pizza

My dear friends. I will, tonight, relate to you a very tragic tale…

I work at a wonderful place known as Zeponie Pizza. It is, without a doubt, Utah’s best pizza. Now, on the menu at Zeponie Pizza is unique specialty pizza: The Fiesta Pizza. Its all mexican, and the like. Instead of pizza sauce, it has a thin layer of refried beans and salsa.

For years, I had said, “Beans on pizza? No way!” and so I never tried it. Today, my friends, I did. I tried it, and it was delicious! I loved it!

Here is where the tragedy comes in. It never sold. So, today was its last day on the Zeponie Pizza menu.

I should cry.

-Scott Krammer

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